And the obvious place to start is locally. Meanwhile, I'm in negotiations to buy a drone which will drop rotten fish on auld ones who can't mind their own business. I'll be able to operate it from my living room sofa.
According to a recent leak from the Department of Social Protection, the government has plans to begin phasing out auld ones who can't mind their own business in the next budget, a most excellent idea. 25% will go in the first year, a further 25% in 2016, while the rest will be abolished in 2017. It's believed that the final nosey auld one, given to carrying around signs like the one pictured above, will be personally strangled by President Michael D. Higgins in the Phoenix Park during a special ceremony to mark the centenary of the Russian Revolution.