Therapy Group For People Traumatised By My Poems

Tao Lin

My latest poem 'Note to self re: Evils of Hipster Careerism in The Literary Arts' - after Mel Brooks - was yesterday published on The Bogman's Cannon.

One young Irish writer has taken exception to this poem, though I think she has rather gotten hold of the wrong end of this particular stick.

I love being reminded by middle-aged 'satirists' that we millennials remain the worst thing about society today.

— Sheila Armstrong (@Sheeeela) April 13, 2016

Either way, I will now be starting a therapy group for people who have been traumatised by my poems. I will be joining myself, as will Spectator columnist Nick Cohen, and the former owners of this web address.

At all group meetings, the wearing of bowler hats will be mandatory.